Apr 02, 2009 10:00 - By: Bloggerqueen
There’s a popular little hangout in the heart of Healdsburg called The Oakville Grocery Co. It serves the locals and wine country tourists well. The designer deli menu includes box lunches and picnic items for those wanting to eat in the dirt somewhere under a shady oak tree. There are handmade pizzas, gourmet cheeses, artisan breads and, of course, a lot of wine.

Plenty of wine to go
This is the fictional story of two people about to change the course of their lives … at the Oakville Grocery:
This was Bret’s first trip to Healdsburg and Lillie’s second, although she kept that a secret, as it had been another time with another jerk. Lillie had metamorphized herself from a computer geek to an exercise and fitness fanatic, or tried to. Giving up chocolate, steak, and lazy afternoons on the couch was sporadic. In fact, she had squirreled away a bag of Raisinets in her tampon box for the weekend. Bret ran his second Ironman Triathlon last year and had never eaten a Big Mac in his life. If he only knew that Lillie had her own lane at the McDonald’s drive thru until last year.
Instead of bringing Bret’s $4,000 Cevelo cycle and her brother’s crappy hand-me-down she used, they decided to book a tour with a local rental and touring company. Lillie felt confident in her spandex bike shorts. Bret shaved his legs before the trip so she wouldn’t catch him with his foamy leg up on the sink. So he felt pretty awesome about himself, too.

Are these fanny-packs for bikes?
After a vigorous ride, they decided to stop for salads at the Oakville Grocery Co. Lillie dismounted her bike and walked it up to the outdoor dining area to park next to the patrons eating their lunches and sipping their chilled wine. Bret jumped his bike masterfully up the curb and cruised toward Lillie. But something was wrong. His bike was slowing and wobbling but he was not dismounting. He reached out toward Lillie to protect himself from a face-plant on the sidewalk. His arms wrapped around her waist and he started to slide down like a drunk stripper on a greased pole.
She screamed “Let me go!” but he didn’t release his hold on her spandex shorts which had slid down past her knees. Since she was not wearing any underwear, lest panty lines ruin her figure, she was left standing there next to all the shocked diners, naked from the waist down. Bret was more embarrassed than Lillie. Being unable to pull his feet out of the clips was a rooky mistake and now he had two bruised and bloody knees and one damaged ego. He thought he should perhaps drink his lunch today.
After looking at herself sternly in the bathroom mirror for 10 minutes, she came to the realization that there should be no secrets from someone you love. She then decided not to order the Hearts of Romaine salad with grilled chicken breast and instead proudly ordered the Grilled Aged Cheddar & Young Asiago sandwich on sliced sourdough with oven-roasted tomatoes for $6.95. Then she planned to break open the bag of Raisinets when they got back to their room while she would tell him about the jerk who took her to the wine country three years ago and dumped her before the long ride home.

Grilled cheddar and asiago cheese with tomatoes (better if it had bacon!)
As they sat quietly at the outside table, trying to act as if everything was cool, the onlookers were whispering and giggling in their general direction. She took a huge first bite, letting the perfectly toasted sourdough gently tear at the roof of her mouth. It was just the perfect amount of asiago, not too strong, but definite in its flavor. The only thing she thought would make this better would be two strips of thick maple bacon inside. As she sat chewing with her lips glistening from the olive oil brushed on the bread, she remembered the ridiculous look of terror on Bret’s face as he approached her on the bike. Bret being totally out of control and vulnerable made her start to giggle. He looked at her with curiosity, then remembering her bravery and poise as she handled what some of his past girlfriends might have crumbled under, he thought she was adorable and completely perfect. He reached down to the thigh pocket of his bike shorts and felt the engagement ring through the material. He knew that today was the right day.
And that’s what you get for ten bucks!
Oakville Grocery Co.
124 Matheson Street
Healdsburg, CA 95448
Tel: (707) 433-3200