Mar 13, 2009 15:00 - By: Julie Sturgeon

Big Mac attacks strike everywhere
You can’t deny it any longer: McDonalds® still reported strong sales of $983 million in the last quarter of 2008, and plans to spend $2.1 billion this year opening 1,000 new units and spiffing up the existing ones. All of that business isn’t coming from selling Happy Meals® to the kindergarten and under crowd.
Adults are also eating here, despite our protests that we hate McDonald’s, it’s not good for us, blah, blah, blah. Personally, I have specific times in my routine when only the Golden Arches will do:
• Driving down I-75 by myself from Indiana to Hollywood, Florida: Once upon a time, I tried to break this addiction by pulling into a chicken chain on the north side of Atlanta. The chicken was disgusting, the floor was dirty and when I came out, something had bit the back of my leg so hard, it swelled up and became infected. That’s not fun when your next seven days involve sand. But I was cured of trying to avoid the #1 combo with a Coke.

McGriddles for breakfast!
• At O’Hare International Airport: It’s inevitable: I land in Chicago at 7:15 a.m. with an uninteresting layover ahead of me and a powerful hunger. I walk by Burrito Beach and Corner Bakery. I’m tempted by Dunkin’ Donuts. But I get in line at McDonald’s for that sausage, egg and cheese McGriddle® with hash browns and a Coke. (Yes, I wash down with pancakes with a Coke. We like to keep our dentists in business here in the Midwest.) Call it my comfort food before I have to tuck my knees to my chest for the next three or so hours.
• When my husband surprises me with lunch: Life moves pretty fast most days, and between our Curing Cold Feet travel agency and his Toastmaster responsibilities, my scrapbooking club and his corporate job, we have been reduced to waving hi in the halls of our own house. During those times, my husband swings through McDonald’s drive-thru for the Big Mac® combo and a fish with extra tartar on his lunch break, then strolls through the door at noon bearing these gifts. I don’t know why it’s never Arby’s or Wendy’s or Rally’s or Burger King — but I’m darn grateful it’s not the Pop-Tart I would have eaten otherwise.

A familiar sight in a foreign land

Yes, I had to show you the fries
• In a foreign country. Don’t give me that look. We have a blast popping into a McDonald’s overseas because we already know the menu, so it’s easy to compare differences. Our curiosity for the McCrockett sandwich in Amsterdam damn near killed us, as that was the nastiest slime I’ve ever tasted. On the other hand, we really got a kick out of the fact the tray liners in Buenos Aires touted McDonald’s clean bathrooms. (Is it so bad elsewhere this is a selling point right where we put our food?) And I still have the receipt from our lunch in Toyko, where we were the only Westerners sitting amid a cloud of cigarette smoke, munching on fries that tasted just like home.
But here’s our real motivation: McDonald’s is the one place in a foreign country where the wait staff doesn’t stare at you when you ask for lots of ice in your Coke. They even know that translates to “more than two cubes.”

Another country, another sandwich
So, now that I’ve confessed, it’s your turn. When do you stop at the Golden Arches?
Photographer credits: McDonald’s, Julie Sturgeon