Jun 12, 2009 15:00 - By: Julie Sturgeon

NCL Gem chef
Because I’m a travel agent, the industry subtly expects me to oooh and aaah over every little detail a cruise ship comes up with as a differentiation point. Take, for instance, the idea of an ice bar where the temperature never gets above 16 degrees.
Say it with me now: “Coooool!” As in so cool, who in their right freakin’ mind would go in there wearing the shorts they packed for a cruise? Who’s luggage has enough space to haul along a parka?
Obviously, I have issues with setting aside my consumer mindset when it comes to selling vacations. So my first thought when NCL began trying to upsell us on making reservations at its premium restaurants aboard the Gem this spring was, “Shut up. I’ve already paid for my meals.” (Princess, likewise, offers restaurant alternatives with a cover charge.)
But that, of course, isn’t true research, just an opinion. That’s why my husband and I broke down and made dinner reservations for Cagney’s, NCL’s signature steakhouse, for our anniversary despite the $25 per person cover charge. (For the record, we also devoted an evening to testing the Tex-Mex Tequila restaurant at $10 a head. Well, at least I can write it off as a tax deduction. I don’t know how other people learn to live with their mistake; we’ve eaten better for less at On the Border.)
True to the “freestyle dining” mentality, we had made reservations for 7:30, but showed up 2 hours earlier hungry and wondering if they could squeeze us sooner. Why of course! When you pay extra for your meal, they bend over backwards to accommodate your every wish. Our table had a stunning view, the wait staff was almost overly attentive, and my husband and I settled in for what we expected to be one heck of a stand-out meal.

Cruisin' and dining = heaven
We ordered filet mignon with a baked potato (heavy on the butter), the entree that has been pounded into our generation’s psyche as THE special occasion celebration item. They prepared my medium rare request properly … but you know, the main dining room cooked my steak correctly as well. They kept our water glasses full, just like they do in the main dining room. They kept the bread basket full, just like the main dining room.
So far, we were hard-pressed to figure out what our $50 bought beyond the fact the hostess didn’t ask us if we’d like to share a table or dine alone tonight.
And then the difference tapped my husband gently on the shoulder. “Sir, would you like to buy flowers for the lady?” asked the young lady wearing an NCL shirt and holding bouquets for sale. Yes, for a premium price, we were the target for roaming vendors who would have been thrown out of a Burger King in any other setting in the world.

NCL's main dining room
To be fair, if the ship’s main dining rooms are showing a long wait time, you’re hungry and in the mood for something out of the mainstream — say, suishi or teppanyaki — I wouldn’t blame you for checking out Le Bistro or Orchid Garden. But steak or chicken? Keep your money in your wallet until you hit the casino or dock at port the next morning.